All Animals Are Pettable Some Only Once Wildlife Humor T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"ALL ANIMALS ARE PETTABLE SOME ONLY ONCE" is presented in a playful font above a collection of humorous illustrations of various wild animals. The design uses a monochrome palette with shades of black, white, and gray, which enhances the comedic aspect of the theme. This shirt is crafted for animal lovers who appreciate a good joke about the unpredictable nature of wildlife encounters. It serves as a lighthearted reminder of both the joy and risk of engaging with untamed creatures. Wear it during a day at the zoo or any casual gathering where animal tales are likely to surface. The illustration style delivers a whimsical yet relatable take on the connection humans have with animals, making it a conversation piece among fellow enthusiasts.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the text on the shirt convey?
The text humorously suggests that while animals can be friendly, some might only allow petting once due to their wild nature.
What is the artistic style of the graphic?
The design features a humorous illustration style that playfully depicts various wild animals alongside the printed text.
Who would appreciate this shirt the most?
Animal enthusiasts and anyone with a sense of humor about wildlife interactions will find this shirt particularly enjoyable.
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