HOLLANDER, YOU ARE HAVING A PANICK ATTACK T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"HOLLANDER, YOU ARE HAVING A PANICK ATTACK" is displayed in bold distressed lettering, capturing an urgent yet humorous sentiment. The bright yellow color pops against the distressed texture, emphasizing the seriousness behind the text while keeping it light-hearted. This shirt resonates with anyone who has had their own moments of panic, making it a relatable statement for those familiar with anxiety's grip. It’s an excellent choice for casual gatherings where humor can serve as a coping mechanism. The design strikes a balance between being bold enough to attract attention and subtle enough to remain part of a laid-back outfit.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What tone does this shirt convey?
The shirt projects an edgy, humorous tone, reflecting the complexities of anxiety while inviting a light-hearted conversation.
Is the distressed style printed or part of the fabric?
The distressed style is a printed effect that enhances the graphic, giving it a vintage look that is intentional and stylish.
Who might find this shirt relatable?
Anyone who has experienced anxiety or panic attacks will find this shirt particularly relatable, as it speaks to a common experience.
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