Slow Motion Over No Motion Sloth and Turtle Playing Cards T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"SLOW MOTION OVER NO MOTION." humorously captures a sloth and turtle engaged in a game of cards, illustrating their famously leisurely pace. The realistic artwork showcases earthy tones of brown and green, with touches of white and black enhancing the scene. This design speaks volumes to anyone who appreciates a laid-back lifestyle, perfectly capturing the essence of taking things slow. It resonates especially with fans of animals and those who enjoy a good pun. The shirt is ideal for relaxed gatherings where a bit of humor goes a long way, making it a great conversation starter among friends.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the phrase 'SLOW MOTION OVER NO MOTION.' mean?
The phrase playfully contrasts the sloth and turtle's slow pace with the idea of doing nothing at all, humorously highlighting their leisurely nature.
Are the colors in the design realistic?
Yes, the sloth and turtle are depicted in realistic colors, with earthy browns and greens that reflect their natural habitats.
Who might find this shirt appealing?
Animal lovers, particularly those who appreciate sloths and turtles, will enjoy this shirt, along with anyone who relates to slow-paced lifestyles.
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