I'm Not Getting Old I Just Can't Remember Stuff Because My Brain Is Full T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
The phrase "I'm Not Getting Old I Just Can't Remember Stuff Because My Brain Is Full" appears in bold text, delivering a humorous take on aging. The stark white lettering ensures clarity and impact, making it easy for onlookers to appreciate the wit. This shirt appeals to anyone who enjoys lighthearted banter about memory and age, serving as a playful reminder of the ups and downs of getting older. It’s especially fitting for gatherings where friends share stories and laughs over their collective forgetfulness. A great option for those who embrace their quirks with a smile, this tee is bound to attract some chuckles among fellow party-goers.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What is the main message of the shirt?
The shirt humorously suggests that forgetting things is not a sign of aging but rather a result of a 'full' brain, appealing to those who relate to this playful notion.
What style is used for the text on this shirt?
The design features bold text, ensuring the humorous message is clear and easy to read for anyone nearby.
Who is this shirt designed for?
This shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates humor about aging and memory, making it a fun conversation piece among friends.
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