I'm Not A Whale I'm An Investor T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"I'M NOT A WHALE I'M AN INVESTOR" is the humorous proclamation featured alongside a cartoon whale design. This brightly illustrated whale is depicted in shades of blue, gold, green, and white, giving it a playful and whimsical character. The vivid colors complement the lighthearted message, making this shirt a fun choice for anyone who enjoys a clever twist on investment culture. It resonates particularly with those in the finance community or anyone with a sense of humor about their financial status. Ideal for casual days at the office or meetups with fellow investors, it sparks conversations among friends. This design blends humor with a colorful aesthetic, making it a lighthearted addition to any wardrobe.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the whale in the design represent?
The whale symbolizes large investors in finance, and the shirt humorously redefines this identity, making it relatable for smaller investors.
Are the colors of the whale cartoon style?
Yes, the whale is depicted in a colorful cartoon style, featuring a vibrant mix of blue, gold, green, and white.
Who would appreciate this design?
Anyone with an interest in finance or investing, especially those who enjoy lighthearted humor about their financial roles.
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